this my friends .. is a dumpster juice .. because its literally got anything compost-y in it .. that isnt a word i know .. but this is delicious .. as soon as you put strawberries in a juice .. its delicious .. its like a banana in a smoothie .. it could literally have an old shoe in it .. but it will just taste banana-ry .. today i am making up many-a-words
heres what went in it …
Broccoli
small apple
lemon
iceberg lettuce
rainbow chard
strawberries
spinach
black cabbage
dino kale
cucumber
Aloe vera Water
Stevia
Now note the weird YELLOW MONSTER THING.. that my friends is a BUDDHA HAND! its a lemony aromatic fruit .. and its bizarre , the texture the whole way through is the same as the skin of a lemon or orange .. WERIDD but it isnt bitter .. its basically lemon peel that someone told to calm down .. but how much do you go “grab ma strong hand” when you see its little cripple fingers .. if you dont know what im talking about.. let me take you back
anyway this is all part of my 21 Days juicing which has just begun .. i personally love juicing and feel great.. im going to swap in some smoothies every now and then .. and hopefully find some more retarded fruit .. suggestions welcome
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